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The F-16 is the most stunningly beautiful human creation.

October 6, 2009

Yes, sorry, I’m at this again. I just had another love moment with my wallpaper, and given the fact that the internet appears to be devoid of love for the Viper, I feel the need to post yet another blurb about this beautiful jet.

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Breathtaking. A thing of pure beauty. The benchmark of a beautiful design. Every other fighter plane can only be compared as a fraction of the F-16’s beauty, but none can meet or exceed it. And not just fighter planes, either. It’s the only object on the planet that is as beautiful as it is. Every iota of its design is an inspiration to me: being a fighter plane, I now love fighter planes; being created in the 80s, I love 80s stuff; being used by the Air Force, I love the Air Force, etc. It’s like my entire life has gained composure and form using this simple “machine” as a role model.

And yet, having been conditioned to never be able to touch the real thing, I still love it. I see it only in photos and the occasional video, and every now and then I get to see a few flying over my house from quite a distance. I can drive by the airport every now and then, and see them parked, all lined up by the hangar. Yet I can never actually get close enough to touch one.

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Given the opportunity, I’d dedicate a month of my life to absolutely, meticulously going over every detail of this beautiful plane with a toothbrush and toothpick to make it brand new, and do that to every single one of an entire fighter squadron. Just for that opportunity to actually appreciate that beautiful thing which I’ve obsessed over each and every single day for the past 7 years. Is it so hard to believe, that I honestly have thought about it that much? Given how much I love the thing, and how much of my life and personality is dedicated to that simple aircraft, I don’t find it hard to believe. I think any sane-minded individual would, though.

My walls, my computers, my car, my nickname, and pretty much everything else I own, each has at least a little something relating to my obsession with the Falcon. Of course I’m obsessed with the thing. It doesn’t entirely dominate every waking thought, in fact it only brings itself up when I sit there and look at it. But it’s very much like I’m in love with it the same way people are in love with another person. I never have felt “love” for any other person, in even remotely the same way as I feel for the F-16. Where people post photos of their loved ones, I post photos of my loved one. The same way other people talk to their loved ones, I look up little pieces of info about the plane. And yet, while other people are busy having their intimate moments with their loved ones, all I can do is sit there and stare longingly at beautifully captured photos of the Falcon. Wishing I were there and wishing I could touch it, feel it, lay on it, admire it, and appreciate it.

I had to pick the most fucked-up thing to love.

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Handbrake WinGUI svn2845 for Netbooks

October 5, 2009

Well, the Handbrake guys picked up the ball on providing the public with a few SVN snapshot releases. They work pretty well but still have some glaring bugs. Of note:
- When audio is downmixed from stereo to mono, the audio is distorted and plays very strangely, slowed/pitched down and skips to keep time. May be relevant that the source was VBR MP3 from an XviD AVI but it’s pretty uniform in its occurrence.
- In WinGUI, the chapter markers box is greyed out after automatic scan, until you re-select the title to process. Appears to be a bug in the way the GUI is refreshed after autoscan.

And perhaps most importantly, despite the fact that the GUI automatically scales and provides a scroll bar to navigate the interface, it refuses to run when the resolution is too low. It flat-out does not allow the program to run due to this arbitrary limitation – no bypass switches, nothing. It needs to be recompiled. But it works just fine at lower resolutions. You can test this functionality by launching Handbrake at 1024×768 (or higher), minimize the GUI, then change the resolution to 800×600. Restore the GUI, and it suddenly grows scroll bars like magic and it’s still usable. The devs have consistently ignored countless requests to remove this limitation so, well, once again, that’s where I come in.

Look closer - shit bricks.

Look closer - shit bricks.

This is a compile of the GUI only. It does not include the CLI. It is a drop-in replacement for the GUI available with the svn2845 snapshot available (at the moment) here. Install that, then extract these GUI files to the folder you installed Handbrake to. Voila! Handbrake on your netbook.

Download the patched version here. Includes source code – the files in the /src/ folder do NOT need to be extracted to the Handbrake install directory. Only handbrake.exe and handbrake.pdb.

edit: Just realized I typo’d the filename: “handbreake”. Guess it’s a fitting typo.

Oh, look, it works fine at 992x673.

Oh, look, Handbrake works fine at 992x673.

The new version can’t come fast enough. Hard to believe they still have that stale old version on the main page! =(

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Tip: These results do not include the word…

September 29, 2009

I’m fucking the “These results do not include the word…” feature of Google.

Tip: This blog post does not include the word “HATING”.

Suck it, Google.

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Thunderbird “send later” button. WTF.

September 22, 2009

I’m gonna bitch, the only place I know how to bitch. On my blog, which nobody reads.

What the FUCK is up with the “Send Later” button in Thunderbird? Maybe it’s a Beta thing. I don’t know. But whatever it is, it pisses me right the hell off.

I’m offline, but I forget I am. I send someone a quick email (fortunately, only to get them a picture off my camera as an attachment). I’m half-drunk so I click “Send” – or I thought. It really said “Send Later” but I missed the “Later” part. I figure it’ll be saved in my Drafts folder until I send it. Urr, no. It’s not. It’s nowhere. It’s not in Sent, Drafts, or otherwise. I can’t find it anywhere. It’s fucking gone.

I get online right away and get new mail (I use IMAP, which basically means just “go online”). It doesn’t say anything about sending mail. Nope. Nothing. I check my bandwidth, it’s not sending. The mail is completely gone.

What the fuck is Send Later supposed to mean other than “send when available but make it possible to see this email in the meantime”"? Wouldn’t it make functional sense to put it in the Sent folder, where it will be the next time email is sync’d (if all goes as planned)?

May be just beta blues but god damn it’s fucking stupid.

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Happy anniversary of the death of the aviation dream, America!

September 11, 2009

/shock

Seriously, the most serious impact that 9/11/01 had on America, in my opinion, is the total annihilation of the dream of aviation for many people. Prior to 9/11, the FAA wasn’t made of a bunch of tin-foil-hat pricks. Okay, maybe it was, but now it’s just ridiculous. Before, it was almost common to see people parked out, watching the planes take off, in a dreamy daze. Now that the government believes everyone looking at planes wants to hijack one, anyone watching planes is a terrorist.

Fuck the people responsible for 9/11 – terrorists or inside job, it doesn’t matter. Lives were lost, and the whole country was shaken by the disaster. But furthermore, fuck the people responsible for totally killing the aviation dream in America. Bastards.

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Laptop manufacturers: please make fans loud again.

August 31, 2009

Shocking title, I know. But quite frankly, I’m sick of seeing laptop manufacturers sacrifice so much thermal stability just to make the fans quieter. Laptop CPUs get nearly up to the boiling point of water (I’ve seen some go up to 80 C before they kick the fans on) and that’s by DESIGN. It’s not cool, and it’s even more frustrating to be out of control of the issue – with no way to select noise/cooling profiles, to allow it to keep itself cooler. It should definitely be possible to adjust laptop fan speed to make them run faster, but nothing has been spotted yet (any tools I have seen, don’t work properly or at all).

I know it’s possible, though, to control fan speed via software. WinFlash always kicks the fans up to full speed while it flashes the BIOS, by loading a driver into Windows (the same driver it flashes the BIOS with) and sets the fans to high speed while it runs. If it’s possible for that program to do it, it should be possible with another program as well.

I’m just afraid that nobody actually cares about their CPU cooling. But I’ve seen so many dead laptop motherboards caused by poor cooling of the northbridge chip (Gateway comes to mind, they let the heat sink get up to 60c before it turns the fan on at all… kicks up to high speed around 70-75!).

It’d be nice to see laptop manufacturers lower the temperature bar a bit, to something that isn’t based directly on the “maximum die temperature” specification of the IC data sheets. Or at least expose an interface that would allow standard software (like Speedfan) to access the fan control…

(Like anyone’s going to read this. I can dream, though…)

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Yahoo, losing users at the speed of Seven.

August 25, 2009

Okay, Yahoo, what the fuck. I searched the internet every way I know how, about anything even relating to an issue like this, and I get literally zero results, about anyone EVER having encountered this message before.

Quote:
“AT&T Yahoo! software is not currently available for your operating system.
If you wish to install AT&T Yahoo! software on another
computer which is supported, please revisit the AT&T Yahoo! Software Center.”

Software Unavailable

This is on Windows 7, a fully supported OS by Yahoo Messenger – I was using it all the while I was using RC, and now that I’m finally on RTM, I get raped by a message saying it won’t even download. I’ll bet I can install it just fine if I just download the installer-stub on another PC.

Screw you, Yahoo. Why do I have to jump through hoops and grab the download from another computer just out of desperation to use your shitty, bloated, piece of shit messenger? Well, because I have one (read: ONE) important contact that uses Yahoo. And for that, I may as well just download a client that doesn’t impose artificial restrictions on where I can download the software.

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Oh, by the way, I moved.

July 12, 2009

Um, consider yourself informed. Dear god, I think this is the most horrifying botchery of “activity to blog content” ratio in the history of blogging…

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The many user interface flaws of Live Messenger in Windows 7

June 27, 2009

Microsoft has used Windows Live Messenger as almost a sort of “benchmark” of how to design a Windows 7 user interface. The reality is, Live Messenger breaks almost every accepted standard of user interface design known to anyone that’s used a computer for more than a year. So many things are done incorrectly, that it’s hard to even find a place to start.

I think a good place to start is the change that most visibly annoys me: always taking up a taskbar button, even when the window isn’t open. It seems like Microsoft has taken a leap backwards in usability. It’s a darn good idea to make programs default to shoving their tray icons into an expand-o menu (I like the new expand-o menu, a LOT). Hell, I even like that the mouse hover behavior was changed to reflect that taskbar buttons should function as buttons (there is a hover animation that makes the icons appear to be single-click buttons instead of vague icons when the mouse hovers over them). There’s a lot of good changes under the hood for the Windows 7 taskbar and tray. But… Microsoft decided to throw them all out with Live Messenger. For no good reason, it always eats up a taskbar button like an active window. Even though there is none.

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This by itself creates a slew of issues. If you close the “phantom window”, Messenger closes with no warning – apparently it’s not necessary to confirm when you’re closing a mystery window… but it _is_ necessary to confirm if you identify the Messenger icon in the tray, right click it, and tell it to “Exit” (instead of “Close Window”, the option presented in Win7’s Live Messenger). Next, if you minimize a window that is in direct sequence to Live Messenger’s window closure – that is, close the Messenger window, bring up another window, then minimize that one – Messenger often just pops up on its own, because Windows “activates” this phantom, nonexistent window, whose only purpose is to waste a taskbar button.

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Moving on. How about this for fun? The Incredible Disappearing Visual Cue! Microsoft did a real bang-up job on this one… everywhere you go in Mess-enger, there’s visual cues popping out as you mouse over various elements. Stuff you didn’t even know existed until you accidentally mouse over it and see some weird animation displaying a feature. Before you mouse over it? Nothing. So if you’re LOOKING for a way to do something, there’s no intuitive way to find it. You have to discover it by accident, then remember it for later. Um, what? What happened to usability? Is this changing for the sake of changing, or just because Microsoft forgot to fire their UI designer before they let him cook up some crap like this?

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Okay, now let’s look at this trainwreck, the main conversation window. You know, I’ve stopped using Messenger as much as I had before, for this very reason. Look at this thing. For typing simple messages, it’s pretty straightforward. But each progressive Messenger version has made doing anything else more and more frustrating and tedious. Sending pictures turned from drag-and-drop into drag-drop-pray-and-squint. Sending files has acquired more “protections” than the Gestapo; good luck sending anything geeklike. Microsoft seems to be so dedicated to CYA that they’ve all but stripped useful features from all their applications. Finally, there’s the curious precedent they’ve set with this version of Messenger. They first “hid” the menu bar in recent versions of MSN and replaced it with a toolbar. Then, the toolbar started flying out menus. What’ve we got here? A fake looking menu bar with no icons or identification (visual cues), supplemented with a “menu” icon where you can access… more menus. You know, if anything could use a Ribbon overhaul, I think it’s Messenger. Then there’s the issue of display pictures; how hard is it to tell us what pixel size would be optimal? And don’t even get me started on who is in charge of approving these ridiculous, misleading, poorly worded, and often malicious adverts… yeah, on one hand keep the users from sending often-harmless EXEs, but give users spam links to registry cleaners and phishing scheme sites on the other (who blocked you?…).

The Messenger contacts listHere is the Contact List window in Messenger. Holy crap, pry my eyes out with a fork. This thing is completely unusable. What do these buttons do? Why is there a search box? What is this skinning crap it keeps flashing at me? What are those buttons at the bottom? What does “what’s new” mean and why can’t I find a way to post in it? These are all questions that I’ve asked while looking at the interface, that the interface fails to answer. I still, to this day, have not found a way to post a “note” that appears in the lower pane, nor do I know what causes them to be posted. “Posting a note” only links you to some website where you can, somehow, “reply” to someone’s posted “status”. There’s a search box, but seriously… who the hell has that many contacts that they need to search them? The colored borders of the display pictures are nice, but do little to describe their function; I still don’t know what orange or red mean. The entire window, and the entire Live Messenger UI as a whole, make up their own interface design and ignore existing Windows common controls like menus or list-boxes. Little is done to tell you what is doing what, or how to do what, or, anything at all. It pretty much relies on the thought that you’ll figure it out eventually. Well… I don’t care to poke around a goofy, unintuitive interface long enough to find out. And the unfortunate thing for Microsoft is… most users don’t care, either.

Messenger jump listIf you read the page linked in the beginning of this post, you’d've read a lot about jumplists, tasks, and things of that nature. What they didn’t seem to mention is how much Messenger breaks even those very rules. Just look at this screenshot and try to measure all the dead space in this “page”. It has divider lines that take up 2 items’ worth of space each, useless links to MSN, and even an entire section for “Send an instant message…” – wait, what’s the purpose of Messenger again? Oh, that’s right, send an instant message. Why, exactly, would I open this list to open the contacts window? It’s about as useful as… well… I take that back. Totally worthless. About the only thing I can see a genuine use for is the status changes, which were present in the old tray context menu. The rest of it is just dead space that eats up a lot of screen real estate. Hooray! Let’s check our empty Hotmail account which we only opened to get a Live Messenger account (I know many people that have, but I converted my existing email address into a Live account). There is a well known hack to put Messenger back in its tray icon, and make it stop plugging up the taskbar, but really, I want MS to see my Win7 usage statistics, and the tray hack requires running Messenger in “look like it’s Vista” compatibility mode, which would probably appear to Microsoft as someone that’s actually running Vista. I’d rather cut my arms off than tell Microsoft I’m voluntarily using Vista. The only OS I wholeheartedly loathe.

Messenger notifications appearing in the wrong placeLast but not least, how about them there notification popups… you know, when someone signs in. Most of everything else on Windows works pretty smoothly when you put the taskbar on the side of the screen (which I’ve been doing for about a month now, and have grown to love on my widescreen monitor). Arrows point the right direction, the menus pop out smoothly and in the right direction… it’s quite nice, until you install Messenger. Pop. Did that notification just slide out from the bottom of the screen? Yes, it did, because Messenger doesn’t pay attention to taskbar position or orientation. So, despite the fact that your taskbar is on the side of the screen, it takes the liberty of assuming it’s still at the bottom. Just swell.

I hope Microsoft, or at least the Live team, learn a few things from this “article”. Maybe I can get them to slam on the brakes before their poor development crashes them into a brick wall of “users don’t like this crap”. But, knowing the big corporate machine… yeah, that’ll never happen. But at least we can hope to put the Messenger icon back into the tray in Windows 7.

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I have a hackintosh. And iLife 09. Time to start Video #5.

June 22, 2009

(but don’t tell Apple that. I swear I’m going to buy a Mac as soon as I can afford it!)

Finally… after at least 5 years… I finally have the tools I need (read: iMovie) to start work on a new F-16 video. Video had evolved, and the tools I had used for the first 4 movies were now outdated and unusable. Current video editing tools like Adobe Premiere try to be more than they really need to be, and require college education in the subject in order to use. Not to mention being very unfriendly to using clips from various sources (read: YouTube).

I’ve teased here and there about starting a new movie, but really it never worked out in the end. I’d tried Windows Movie Maker, which was a trainwreck. I’ve had all these bright ideas over the last 5 years about what I wanted to do in the #5 video, all of which amounted to nothing and never saw the light of day. Well… now that I have “a Mac” (I mean, a PC that acts 100% like a Mac, runs Mac OS X 10.5 natively, and runs just as smoothly), I can finally start serious work on the things I’d been dreaming of doing for so long.

I’ve always got to one-up myself.  The last video was much better than the one before it… and this next video will be much better than the one before it as well. More details to come as they develop ;)

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